"The Math", a shallow pop gem about a guy needing to meet the mark or gtfo by Hilary Duff came up. You know, right after Lizzie McGuire ended she decided she wanted to be a pop star? Her CD "Metamorphosis" kind of provided the soundtrack to the first half of my freshman year of high school...but anyhoo...it got me to thinking:
Everyone goes on about Disney girls gone wrong: Lindsay Lohan and her cokehead, pillpopping ways, Miley Cyrus becoming a little skank, drinking Coronas in a Madrid bar and taking bong rips of salvia (or weed...I've heard it actually was weed) and Demi Lovato cutting herself and decking a dancer in the face...but you know who you never hear about? Hilary Duff. What's the most scandalous thing she's done? Gotten veneers on her teeth? Dated Joel Madden? Looked a little too skinny at one point? Girl is drama free and married to a filthy rich...and ridiculously hot hockey player, Mike Comrie.
Demi, Miley, Lindsay, and Selena take note: (even though Selena's kept her nose clean too)
Hilary Duff is proof that Disney won't completely fuck you up...or over. She's happy, she's healthy, and they should take an example from her book